October 1, 2014
Dear Oak,
This week I want to talk to you about current events. I think it is very important that people know what is going on in the world so they can make good decisions and so they don't look like idiots in conversation. I will tell you right now, if you are not well versed in both history and current events, you will never land a good wife. I'm not even exaggerating. Dad knows about both of these things and look at the winner he landed.
There is a lot of crazy stuff that happens in this world and I wanted to take a second to make a list of things that are happening right now that will help you on your road to living ignorance free.
1. The Secret Service is in a lot of trouble because they let a maniac break into the White House with a knife. (Barack Obama is the president)
2. Ebola is sweeping through Africa and a case just popped up in Texas.
3. The iPhone 6 was just released. (this is a type of phone computer gadget)
4. California banned plastic bags.
6. A group named ISIS is terrorizing the Middle East.
7. Michael Phelps got another DUI. (He was an olympic swimmer)
8. The Bears lost to the Packers on Sunday.
Love you buddy,
Mom